So rainwater is no longer safe to drink

You have come again o. Pls don’t make my grandma sadder than she is already Oh, so your grandma is still alive. Lucky you. Mine has long gone. By the way, I thought she celebrated her 83rd birthday two years ago, if I’m not mistaken. And please don’t come and be reacting as if your grandma still drinks rainwater. If she doesn’t drink rainwater anymore,…

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Pause for a moment as Serena Williams’ ‘evolving away from tennis, toward other things that are important…’

Why should I pause? Because it’s Serena. And you’re going to miss her even if you want to pretend that you won’t. When did I say I won’t miss her? Are you trying to bring out the Festus Keyamo in me or what? Bring out the Festus Keyamo in you? What are you talking about? That means you didn’t see Festus Keyamo on Arise TV…

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Another story missing from Prof Chinua Achebe’s There was a Country (Isa Kaita’s Example)

It is reported that in the 60s, the Northern Region Ministry of Education gave a contract to some individuals who made a decent profit from the exercise. The chief contractor and a colleague put a certain percentage of their profit in an envelope and went to the home of the Minister in charge of Education, Alhaji Isa Kaita, Wazirin Katsina. They were ushered into his…

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Suddenly, “…You want to bam bam…” has made way for “Go lo, lo, lo, Buga”

Are you surprised? It is the way the world is designed. Today must make way for tomorrow; President Jonathan gave way for President Buhari; you too will pass. Tufiakwa! I will not pass. Don’t insult me and please don’t make this about me. Whether I make it about you or not, it is the way it is; you too shall pass Do you want to annoy…

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5 tips for recruiting top talent from Netflix’s The Gray Man in a season of complex security challenges – 5

Describe the incentives that go with the job, and close the session on that note. (02:04) – “You’d be part of an elite unit, the Sierra Program… I’m here to help you become a value-add instead of a value-lost. So why don’t you take all the pain and whatever the hell you got here and turn it around and make it useful… You’d be indefinitely…

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