Thank you all.
Happy Father’s Day!
What’s the coolest thing about the weather in Lagos since the national grid collapsed last Sunday evening?
My brother, I’m really loving the weather, cooler than cucumber. Thank God for mercies that never collapse. You can say that again. Despite all we have done to the environment and are still doing (I just saw a video of a religious leader in Ibadan who added more putrefaction to the environment by raping a mentally retarded woman and using a white handkerchief from a calabash… Oh…
Knowing the link between online insults and suicide, who’s checking the current temperature of Nigeria’s politics?
Who’s checking what temperature? I know where you are going with your question. This is not Japan where the government has toughened the penalty for online insults because of the established link between online insults and suicide. Nigeria is not Japan; they can go and die! Who are you talking about? If you cannot stand the heat, don’t go into the kitchen Are you hearing…
You are Harry Kane and you heard that Darwin Nunez and Earling Haaland have come to the PFL?
Can I touch your forehead? My forehead? What for? Move closer. Hm. Your temperature is normal What do you mean? Are you having a headache? No. Why? Then why are you drinking Panadol over another man’s headache!
Who wins in the clash of claims between Blake Lemoine and his employers, Google who suspended him?
Software Engineer Blake Lemoine, claimed he encountered ‘sentient’ artificial intelligence while Google his employers, claimed he shared confidential information about Google artificial intelligence project with third parties. Who wins (in the short and long term) in this clash of claims? Blake Lemoine or Google?
How Olorogun Michael Ibru expressed his gratitude
It was early 1970 and one of Africa’s foremost businessmen, Olorogun Michael Ibru was in Moscow for meetings with his Russian partners about their mutual interests. One day word came to him that the head of state of Nigeria, General Yakubu Gowon was on his way to the Union of Soviet Socialist Republic (USSR) for a ‘thank you’ visit to the authorities there for their…
Will Netflix touch Nigeria’s Favorite Generator Story?
I don’t know o. Even if it’s very entertaining? Maybe. I hear they’re having some issues with subscriber’s fatigue or what is that thing called again? Notwithstanding, I suppose they may consider Nigeria’s Favorite Generator Story if it is unusual, interesting and entertaining. Do you think so? I know the Nigerian market is very important to them That’s good for us then By the way,…
Between getting a bigger club and playing for Jurgen Klopp, which is a better deal for Victor Osimhen?
You are too late Why do you say that? Darwin Nunez is on his way to Anfield What? What do you mean by what? Didn’t you hear the news? I didn’t But are you aware that Sadio Mane wants to go to Bayern Munich FC and Robert Lewandoski wants to go to Barcelona FC? I saw that report but why should Lewandoski want a move to…
Why did he push her onto New York City subway tracks instead of towards her destiny?
Meaning? Are you not familiar with the story of the New York City man who wrapped his hand around a woman and pushed her onto New York City subway tracks? Why did he push her to possible death when he could have pushed her to her destiny? And how do you know that his attempt to possibly get her killed will not now lead her to her destiny?…
Should Nigeria adopt China’s new offer of $15,000 to those who report ‘national security’ threats?’
Copy, copy. Is that your take on the recently concluded APC presidential primaries and the victory of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu? I will come to that later Don’t you want to strike when the iron is hot and don’t you don’t want to ride the what’s trending wave? I will come to that later What then is the purpose of your question? Are you sure Nigeria can afford…