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If Nigeria were a housewife what would be the most important cooking ingredient today and why?
If Nigeria were a housewife what would be the most important kitchen device for her today and why?
Blender Knife Spoon Pot Frying pan Cooker Gas
If Nigeria were the honchos at Warner Bros Pictures, what would Tom and Jerry be without the sounds?
One word, boring Is Nigeria boring? It depends. Wait a minute, if the trumpet gives an uncertain sound, who will prepare for battle? Are you not going to give credit to the owner of that line you just used? He knows I’m not the owner Are you going to give him credit or not, don’t play hide and seek with me? Ok, ok. Apostle Paul…
If Nigeria were the Royal Gate Hotel, who would Tom and Jerry be?
What’s that supposed to mean? I watched the newly released movie last week and I don’t get your point. You will shortly. Who is the owner of the Royal Gate hotel? I don’t know but it’s definitely not Tom or Jerry. So now you know the answer to my question? I still don’t get you. You said Tom and Jerry are not the owners of the…
What stung Harry and Meghan the most: what was done to them or what was not done?
How am I supposed to know? But you watched the interview with Oprah Winfrey? I did but I was thinking of what the Royals back home in England would think You were thinking of what the Royals would think? You were not thinking of the pain they tried so hard to hide? Oh that? It was obvious they hurt so bad Did they hurt so…
International Women’s’ Day: To all sisters and mothers who have slept on bare floors of our hospitals…
Troubled by mounting bills Tormented by recalcitrant mosquitoes Harassed by hunger pangs Stressed by uncooperative weather Circled by despair Yet clinging to hope We raise this song For not giving up For retaining your dignity For remaining soft and hard At the same time Imitating The power of the sun We raise this song Today your children Must rise So that you may leave the…
The lioness, its cub and the snake
My neighbour went to see his automobile mechanic to replace the brake pads in his car recently when he overheard two young men arguing about the lion in rebellion and million. One of them insisted that anyone with the heart of a lion who champions a rebellion will end up with millions. The other disagreed and argued it was only in the realm of conjecture…
The parable of the new earthmover, the old bungalow and the magistrate
There was once an old bungalow built by a farmer down memory lane. One day a new earthmover was driven past the old bungalow. The vibration from the earthmover gave the bungalow a Humpty Dumpty-like fall. The driver of the earthmover refused to accept blame for what happened to the bungalow because he claimed he did not hit the old bungalow with his machine while…
Who filled the vacuum created by Zacchaeus’ attempt to douse an Honest Thief situation?
Who was Zacchaeus? I don’t recall such a name in Liam Neeson’s Honest Thief movie He didn’t feature in the movie Ok, who was he? A very wealthy man. Ok. He became wealthy by preying on others How many wealthy people do you know who do not do the same? Don’t be presumptuous. Anyway, his actions created the perfect conditions necessary for many honest thieves…
Liam Neeson’s Honest Thief – Memo 10: This tribe of thieves wants pension fund thieves…
And their likes to take the ‘memo’ seriously. Or should they not?