The day before April Fool’s Day, when I observed our favorite tomato plant, I concluded that it was on its way out in a matter of a few days, and did report that conclusion here…
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Deborah Samuel: What clues may be found in Mikel Arteta’s comments following Arsenal’s recent loss to Tottenham?
News of the murder of Deborah Samuel within the premises of the Shehu Shagari College of Education in Sokoto came out the same evening when Arsenal FC played their London neighbors, Tottenham Hotspurs and lost….
Will Nigeria’s leading political party and the opposition party ever behave like the current Man-City and Liverpool Clubs?
It’s a false equivalence, my friend Don’t be too quick; things in nature are usually more alike than they are different I know how strongly you want to see a Nigeria that’s run efficiently like…
He woke up at 3:30am, got ready immediately yet missed his JAMB exam fixed for 7am in Ikeja
He attempted the Joint Admissions and Matriculations Board (JAMB) examinations last year but came short of the cut-off marks required by his university of choice, which necessitated a fresh registration to retake the exams this year. He…
Wishing upon DreamWorks’ The Bad Guys definition of ‘being good’ as Cliff Edwards’ Wish upon a Star – 4
Snake: “All right, okay, okay. Here, here. Take it (hands over to Shark his favorite treat, a push pop and the only piece available). Now stop crying, buddy.” Tarantula: “Um, Snake, what did you just…
Wishing upon DreamWorks’ The Bad Guys view of ‘the end’ as Cliff Edwards’ Wish upon a Star – 3
Diane Foxington (AKA the Crimson Paw) says: “I was the best thief in the world, fast, fearless, inventive. I just had one thing left to steal. I didn’t just go after it. I had it…
Wishing upon DreamWorks’ The Bad Guys ‘Ultimate bad guy’s thing’ as Cliff Edwards’ Wish upon a Star – 2
According to Shark, Tarantula and Piranha, Snake, their fellow villain is ‘the worst one,’ ‘the most selfish,’ ‘spiteful,’ ‘terrible,’ ‘sneaky,’ ‘dishonest,’ ‘insensitive,’ ‘manipulative,’ ‘snakelike’ and ‘stanky.’ Yet Snake is the villain that knows the ultimate…
Wishing upon DreamWorks’ The Bad Guys situation for Nigeria as Cliff Edwards’ Wish upon a Star – 1
Naivety may appear foolish but it is free. And freedom is priceless, especially of the mind and soul. The heart can desire anything, whether it eventually materializes or not. Beggars may not have the proverbial…
Who’s Pep Guardiola’s Coach?
Human beings will always be human beings. Because his team lost the match to Real Madrid on Wednesday, all of you, haters like shark smelling blood, are rushing for the ‘kill.’ You wish that the defeat…
Did all the male speakers at the Platform Nigeria, including the host Pastor Poju Oyemade wear only black?
What’s that supposed to mean? Don’t you know that black colour connotes evil, darkness and despair? For your mind, abi? ‘Am sure you have never heard that black colour also connotes authority, power and confidence? Of…