News flash: there’s a looming scarcity of condom. One of the top makers of the product, Karex Bhd, a Malaysian company that produces one in every five condoms used globally, says the coronavirus-induced lockdown ordered by the government in Malaysia, has massively disrupted its production schedules.

Consequently, all married and single persons who have been learning and unlearning new habits during this period of general quarantine, should not be in a hurry to drop the newly acquired habits. So that ‘complications’ do not arise when the ‘new normal’ arrives, and the scent of that famous mantra, ‘if you no fit hold bodi, use condom,’ returns and attempts to recruit new believers.