Who knows how a naked grass looks? I don’t know. I have never seen a naked grass in my life. Yet my neighbour’s mental health expert, a psychiatrist of no mean standing has asked him to provide him with the answer.

What’s wrong with my neighbour? He is over-anxious about everything. Even when he was told by experts that most of his fears were simply unfounded he refused to believe the experts.

Frustrated by his unreasonableness, the psychiatrist didn’t know when he asked him to tell him how a naked grass looks. He said he didn’t know and has been bothering me to tell him how a naked grass looks. He says I must tell him before his next appointment. I already told him I don’t have the answer.

Can anybody help my friend?